from nerve.com horoscopes
scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
Lo's high school "sex" ed teacher was quite a meanie with no sense of humor and an iron fist. Her face was screwed up tight in a way that suggested years of sexual frustration. Not surprisingly, no sage sex advice was ever offered. However, she did say one good thing about relationships: "You shouldn't marry someone for their potential." That's the only kernel of goodness that ever came out of that lady (though what it has to do with sexual education, we'll never know). If she were here today, she'd say the same thing about you and dating.