September 29th, 2005

advice

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I received a phone call today from someone named Godsend. What we discussed today is inconsequential.
When he spoke,I instantly recognized him as being from Ghana (my mother is from Ghana).

I also had a smoothie from Jamba Juice today called Acai (pronounce ah sa yee) Eye Opener. My last name is similar to Ah say yee. I'm trying to draw some lines, bear with me.

In environmental news: I have discovered that the peculiar stench I've been noticing for the past few months is actually wafting over from the Newtown Creek Sewage Processing Plant across McGuinness Avenue.
Henceforth, I will be calling 311 every time I notice it, lodging my complaint, noting the number, and copying it to info@gwapp.org. So every once in a while I will be making a stench report. If you live in Greenpoint (or maybe even Williamsburg??), I urge you to do the same. It's starting to give me headaches...I smell a get rich quick scheme lawsuit.